everyone stop scrolling for a second and take a hand snail break i cannot express the amount of joy it brings
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everyone stop scrolling for a second and take a hand snail break i cannot express the amount of joy it brings
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yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands
I love the term “loanwords” because it implies that you intend to give them back.
*dumps a box full of words on French’s front porch* You never came back for your shit.
Loanwords, loaned to the British Museum so
Would everyone like to know the best thing??? There are two types of borrowed word - loan words and calques. Loan words are words taken directly from the language i.e. tattoo, sushi, guillotine. Calques are words literally translated from the language before being borrowed i.e. beer garden, scapegoat, killer whale (incorrectly calqued, the original actually means whale killer which is a whole other post).
Did anyone notice the fun thing?
Loan word is a calque (German lehnwort lit. Loan+word) and calque is a loan word (French calque - tracing or imitation). Have a good day!
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Oh, I love this an inordinate amount.
This guy covers children’s songs in the style of various artists, and he’s incredible.
I’m weirdly emotional about it?
This is amazing!
This is the exact opposite energy of the “what happens after the camera cuts and you’ve destroyed you labtop for 5 seconds of entertainment”
This guy not only wrote a whole song but dressed up and FILMED it! For what! For 1 and a half seconds of MY entertainment! That must have been HOURS of shooting and editing! I’m touched, this is art
I feel it’s important you all know this is actually a group of five dads, and they started this as a way to entertain their kids. The bands on the band wheel are their favorite bands, while the songs on the songs wheel are their kids’ favorite songs.
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Every night my cat will leave her throne (fluffy pink pillow on my bed) and begin her lamentation shift, during which she will wander throughout the house wailing about the horrors and how unloved she is and the injustice of it all. After about 10 minutes of this I will call her name and she will come slowly back into my room and crawl up the bed to gently headbutt me, meowing excitedly at the return of her loving mother who, it must be stressed, never moved.
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Reblog if you’re a true 90s kid and you remember this tumblr
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mushroom chat just dropped
I want to log on to the mushroom chat so bad
What would you even say?
“Had a cute frog sit on me today. Win.”
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It’s a het ship to YOU. To ME, they are both incredibly bisexual.
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Christ this is so fucking cool
I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this. There’s so much going on here. I genuinely love the conception of gender as mystic autodeism. Gender as divine microcosm. Gender as Great Work. It’s gnostic, it’s alchemical, it’s got notes of bacchanalian worship of the body and the inherent magic of self-discovery. This but unironically.
Shoutout to transphobes for thinking gender is this fucking badass
can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying
reblog to let prev know you’re proud of them
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You are granted a time machine and the ability to prevent one birth (or commit a murder up to you), don’t worry about the butterfly effect, we want the butterfly effect that’s part of the point. Your actions will prevent them from ever rising to prominence. No he’s not here, because it’d be too much of a sweep, pick your second choice if you’re wondering where he is
Kill a historical figure before they get to power
William the Conqueror
Richard Nixon
Benito Mussolini
Archduke Franz Ferdinand
Mao Zedong
Julius Caesar
Joseph Stalin
Martin Luther
Romulus
Other
yea this list is missing that shit heel
FUCKING REAGAN
What makes you an outcast to tumblr culture
unfamiliar with Ancient Greek plays and mythology
never listened to Hozier
not a fan of Richard Siken poems
never watched a superwholock show
fav social media sit isn’t tumblr
is a part of/works for @staff
is not on or needs any medication (antidepressants included)
straight and cis
never read/watched anything by Neil Gaiman
never been on ao3 (even once)
Other/want to see results
Reblog for sample size. I’m multiple of these, but pick the one you resonate with most.
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ered:
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Let’s draw a wizard
I’ll draw the results again
Results are in!
Not gonna lie, the neck took me by surprise, was prepared to have it be all hat and beard.
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